O HAI HUMAN WAT DO

Preparing a meal from leftovers. We’re trying to not waste leftovers so much.

I NEVER HAS LEFTOVERS

Nope. Not if your colon is not plugged.

DUNNO WAT IS COLON

Figures.

HUMAN I WILL NOW GET INSIDE THIS PAPER BAG FORT THAT IS INSIDE THIS SINK

What?

LOOK! IZ IN THIS BAG! IN THIS SINK! IN THIS HOUSE!

Must…resist…urge…to…turn…on…water!