O HAI HUMAN WAT DO
Preparing a meal from leftovers. We’re trying to not waste leftovers so much.
I NEVER HAS LEFTOVERS
Nope. Not if your colon is not plugged.
DUNNO WAT IS COLON
Figures.
HUMAN I WILL NOW GET INSIDE THIS PAPER BAG FORT THAT IS INSIDE THIS SINK
What?
LOOK! IZ IN THIS BAG! IN THIS SINK! IN THIS HOUSE!
Must…resist…urge…to…tu